Irish Puns

These Irish puns will have you Dublin up with laughter!

Irish Puns

Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
You’re my lucky charm.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
I love when you coddle me.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Irish I had better jokes.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!