I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Dublin over in laughter.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
You’re my lucky charm.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.