St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Irish I had better jokes.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
Dublin over in laughter.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.