How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
Beat funny horse puns
What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.