Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
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What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.