What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
Are any of the Halloween Monsters good at math?
Only if you Count Dracula.
For Halloween I'm going to dress as a donkey with a kilt
I'm going to be an ascot
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!
We’ve all heard of the mushroom who gets invited to the party cause he’s a fungi, but what about the mushroom who stole all the halloween candy?
He had no morrels.
Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.
My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow dog."
What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettuccine Afraid-O
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
What do you get when you divide your jack-o’-lantern’s circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin-Pie!
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!
What's the best part about the end of Halloween?
Putting the skeletons back in the closet!
I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume, I want people to know I have guts.
I don't trust pumpkins. They're seedy.
“Halloween” = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
I let my kids pick my Halloween costume this year. They chose a hot dog...
... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.