Saw Humpty Dumpty shopping for Halloween supplies.
He's going to have a great fall.
I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
I’m dead Sirius.
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new Jack-o-Lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!
What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!
We’ve all heard of the mushroom who gets invited to the party cause he’s a fungi, but what about the mushroom who stole all the halloween candy?
He had no morrels.
What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music!
“I found this humerus” is the perfect Halloween pun for boneheads.
My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!
What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettuccine Afraid-O
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
Did you get to meet the tallest vampire in the world? People call him Count Everest.
Orange you excited for Halloween?
Went to church on Halloween
Turned out to be a blessing in disguise
I said to my son, "There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me."
He asked, "Which is?"
I replied, "Exactly!"
Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern this Halloween — share your candy!
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
I'm going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
I let my kids pick my Halloween costume this year. They chose a hot dog...
... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!