For Halloween I'm going to dress as a donkey with a kilt
I'm going to be an ascot
“I found this humerus” is the perfect Halloween pun for boneheads.
What do Italians eat on Halloween?
Fettuccine Afraid-O
I need a new Halloween costume. I’m thinking of going as an evil nun.
Do I really need another bad habit?
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.
It’s really hard to pull off.
My Haloween costume would have been perfect if my hair agreed with me. Guess I’m just having a bad scare day.
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"
A shepherds spy.
Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in!
Why couldn’t the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us
I dressed up as a jousting lance for Halloween, but nobody got it.
I thought it was pretty straight forward.
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
Orange you excited for Halloween?
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!