I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
Who did Dracula take to the school dance? His ghoul friend.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow dog."
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern this Halloween — share your candy!
What is a jack o lantern's favorite pick up line?
"Darling, you look GOURD-EOUS!!"
Did you hear about the train that dressed up for Halloween?
It became a fright train.
What do you say when you're having dinner with a skeleton? Bone appetit!
For Halloween, one of my sons dressed up as the clown from IT, and another son as a Twitter hashtag. They asked me my opinion...
I said "Penny wise, pound foolish"
Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
Son: Dad, did you know they used to carve turnips on Halloween?
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.
I told everyone that I’m going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
I’m dead Sirius.
What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
My new Halloween cookies are bringing everyone back for more!
I call them boo merginues.
What did the Turkey do on Halloween?
He was a goblin
For Halloween I'm going to dress as a donkey with a kilt
I'm going to be an ascot
My dad has been making Halloween related puns all morning
He's now asking that I call him the Halloween Pun King.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!