What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!