Gorilla Puns

Wacky gorilla puns that will make you laugh out loud.

Gorilla Puns

What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.