Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.