Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
You have goat to be kidding me.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
I goat this.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Whatever floats your goat.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Something’s goat to give.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Goat milk?
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.