What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Whatever floats your goat.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Something’s goat to give.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Goat milk?
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
I goat this.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.