What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Something’s goat to give.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
I goat this.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Goat milk?
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Whatever floats your goat.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
