What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Whatever floats your goat.
Something’s goat to give.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
I goat this.
You have goat to be kidding me.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.