Goat Puns

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Goat Puns

Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Whatever floats your goat.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Something’s goat to give.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
I goat this.