Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
I goat this.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Something’s goat to give.
Whatever floats your goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
