I want to start gardening, but I haven’t botany plants.
Why are shovels, trowels, and spades so common in down-to-earth novels and movies?
Because they're plot devices.
Our farm is haunted by chickens. You could say that we have a poultry-geist problem.
What did the gardeners say when he discovered nasty weeds in his garden?
I have spotted spurge!
I’ve started to plant my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time. I tell them “it’s next to the sage”.