Funny Tongue Twisters

Try repeating these funny tongue twisters multiple times in a row. We bet you will be tongue tied!

Funny Tongue Twisters

Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
Pirates Private Property.
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?
A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
The big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
Six slimy snails sailed silently.
Double bubble gum, bubbles double
He threw three free throws.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
Two tiny timid toads trying to trot to Tarrytown.
Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty-year-old thug thought of that morning.
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
Real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels.
Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
Silly sheep weep and sleep.
Rudder valve reversals
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.