Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan, but don’t buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
The boot black brought the black boot back.
If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
I like New York, unique New York, I like unique New York.
Shave a single shingle thin.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
Octopus ocular optics.
Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
Real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels.
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
Thin grippy thick slippery.
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
