If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
I eat eel while you peel eel
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Pirates Private Property.
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
Two tiny timid toads trying to trot to Tarrytown.
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
Rudder valve reversals
Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
Real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
The big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
Eddie edited it.
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments.
A big black bug bit a big black bear made the big black bear bleed blood.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
Red lorry, yellow lorry.
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
She saw Sharif’s shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure those were Sharif’s shoes she saw?
Black background, brown background, black background, brown background, black background, brown background.