It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.
Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.
A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
Eddie edited it.
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.
If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
Rudder valve reversals
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
Round the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.