Funny Tongue Twisters

Try repeating these funny tongue twisters multiple times in a row. We bet you will be tongue tied!

Funny Tongue Twisters

Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
She sells seashells by the seashore.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan, but don’t buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
He threw three free throws.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?
Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
Shave a single shingle thin.
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
She saw Sharif’s shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure those were Sharif’s shoes she saw?
How many yaks could a yak pack, pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
Thin grippy thick slippery.
Eddie edited it.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
Red lorry, yellow lorry.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate: The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They’re great!
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.