To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
I like New York, unique New York, I like unique New York.
If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.
Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.
Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood.
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.
Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.
Double bubble gum, bubbles double
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.