Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.