What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.