What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.