What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.