Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
