What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.