What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
