Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.