Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.