My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
