Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”