How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
