What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
