Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.