Where do fish go to watch movies?
At the dive-in.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed, and sometimes they vacation at the river bed.
Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Which day do fish hate the most?
Fry-day.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
Why did the girl pour glue into her fishbowl?
She wanted to make a fish stick!
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale.
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
How do shellfish get to the hospital?
In a clambulance!
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
What is the funniest fish in the sea?
A clownfish.
Why are mice afraid of the water?
Because of catfish.
What does the Pope eat during Lent?
Holy mackerel.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fishually impaired.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
How do you make a goldfish old?
Take away the “G”!
Why do fish like worms?
Fish like worms because they’re hooked on them.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put the fish in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.