What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
‘I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!’
What does the Pope eat during Lent?
Holy mackerel.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed.
What kind of whale can fly?
A Pilot whale.
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A FSH.
What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A pirates favorite fish is a swordfish!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fishually impaired.
Why couldn’t the clownfish buy a house?
The fish could not buy a house because he didn’t have an-e-mon-e!
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
What do fish use to weigh themselves?
Scales!
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
What kind of fish will help you hear?
A herring aid!
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed, and sometimes they vacation at the river bed.
Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A blue whale!
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A monkfish.
I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Oysters don’t share their pearls because they’re shellfish!
