Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.
This gives me hope for the next generation.
What's a fish's favorite musical instrument?
A bass guitar.
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of the school.
How do you make a goldfish old?
Take away the “G”!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
I went fly-fishing yesterday.
All I caught was two bluebottles.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!
What do fish use for money?
Sand dollars!
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed.
What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?
They can't be deboned.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
What is the funniest fish in the sea?
A clownfish.
What is the most expensive kind of fish?
The goldfish.
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
How does a group of sea turtles make a decision?
They flipper a coin.
Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish?
A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer.
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
How to fish like to eat cereal?
In a fish bowl!
How do shellfish get to the hospital?
In a clambulance!
What’s the easiest way to catch fish? Have someone throw it at you!
Which fish is the most famous? The starfish.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed, and sometimes they vacation at the river bed.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fishually impaired.
How do fish play the drums?
With Fish Sticks.
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Why couldn’t the clownfish buy a house?
The fish could not buy a house because he didn’t have an-e-mon-e!
How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With tentacles!
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
I’m off the hook!
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A FSH.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A monkfish.
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
What did the fish say to the other fish? Pucker-fish!
What fish like to fly?
Flying Fish
Did you hear about the crab who went to a seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Oysters don’t share their pearls because they’re shellfish!
Where do fish go to watch movies?
At the dive-in.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee-fish!