Why couldn’t the dog fit in his clothes?
He was a little husky
What is a dog’s favorite dessert?
Pupcakes.
When is the best time to paint a dog?
When they're asleep.
The hotel said NO DOGS ALLOWED.
I guess it was a little too paw-sh.
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
Have you seen the new movie with the Dachshund?
Apparently it’s an Oscar Weiner.
What do you call dogs who pay in the snow?
Slush puppies.
What do you call an old dog?
Grandpaw.
Whenever I go to a zoo, I only ever see dogs.
They were Shiht-zus.
Why did the Dalmatian have to go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
My dog has expensive taste in shoes.
So I got her some Jimmy Chews.
What is a dog’s favorite coordinates?
K9.
What does a dog love to eat while watching a movie?
Pupcorn.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A Croaker Spaniel.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
How do you stop your dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard.
How do you know when your dog is lazy?
When it chases parked cars.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it’s a Greyhound.
What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
A hot-diggity-dog.
Why did the dog fail his driving test?
Because he couldn’t parallel bark.
What did the puppy say to his mum?
I woof you.
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
What did the dog order at a restaurant?
His owner’s homework.
What do you do when your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.
Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?
Because he couldn’t stop saying “ruff ruff”.
How do you keep a dog from smelling?
You hold its nose.