What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!