What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!