What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.