What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.