What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!