What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?