What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!