Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.