What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.