What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.