A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.