Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.