I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.