Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
