If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?