A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
I like you, you croc my world.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.