What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
I like you, you croc my world.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
