What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
Alligators can live up to 100 years…
Which is why there’s a chance that they will see you later.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.