What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
I like you, you croc my world.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
