Crocodile Puns

These alligator puns will croc your world.

Crocodile Puns

It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?
In a croc pot.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
I like you, you croc my world.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator