What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.