Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.