Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.