The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
