What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.