I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.