Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.