Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.