Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.