How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.