What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.