Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.