What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!