What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
