What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
