What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.