Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!