I just bought my friend a mini fridge for his birthday
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Congrats on proving that getting older doesn’t mean getting wiser.
More candles means a bigger wish!
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me: "Wheres the pi?"
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish them.
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
For my birthday, my friends gave me a bunch of dirt and sand.
I appreciated the sediment.
For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.
You’re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience!