A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
Don't worry, bee happy!
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee