Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
Don't worry, bee happy!
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
