What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.