A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.