The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.