The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.