Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
