Beaver Puns

Dam!!! These beaver puns are just too funny....

Beaver Puns

The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Knock knock!

Who is there?

Beaver

Beaver who?

Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Knock Knock!

Who is there?

Water.

Water who?

Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Knock Knock!

Who is there?

Beaver Y.

Beaver Y. who?

Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Knock Knock!

Who is there?

Ears.

Ears who?

Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Knock Knock!

Who is there?

A Bee?

A bee who?

A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.