Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.