Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.