The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.