Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.