The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.