What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.