What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.