Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
