What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.